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Reiterate: Women

Allow me to reiterate what I said a few weeks ago.

Women: You cannot live with them, you cannot live without them.
You get comfortable thinking everything is back to normal, and naturally a new personality randomly pops up.

Present Emotions: Frustration, Confusion, Aggravation.

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October 9, 2007 Posted by | Relationships | Leave a comment

The female gender

Emotional state: Annoyed, aggravated, frustrated confused.
The last few weeks are continued definitive proof the entire female gender is absolutely insane.
Period, end of discussion.

Women: You cannot live with them, you cannot live without them. Such is life. Such is why women live longer then men.

Every last one of them has about 5 billion different personalities all bottled up into one body, all spontaniously flickering randomly between each personality roughly once a minute to once a day depending on the individual in question.

Random theory: Drug addicts that are addicted to hallucinogens use them in an attempt to vaguely understand the billions of personalities embodied in women. They continue using drugs because drug addiction with a vague hope of occasionally undeeerstanding them or guessing which personality will be dominant at any given point in time is preferable to being sober, logical and unaddicted…. and entirely incapable of understanding any female.

If your female reading this, don’t take offence. Your all insane, men are simply *beep* (insert expletive of choice). Probably better insane then naturally and almost unavoidably *beep*. Afterall, there are typically some good personalities mixed in with your many other.

September 23, 2007 Posted by | Relationships | 1 Comment

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock

I’m not normally one to talk about celebrities much…. but this is irresistable, so excuse the slight diversion.

Pamerla Andeson apparently got married to Kid Rock today…. for the 3rd time. I have to believe this is just a game to them, as why when you’ve been married and divorced twice in 3yrs already, what could possibly convince someone it would work this time?

Besides, who gets married in a pair of torn off jeans, a dirty white t-shirt, flip flops, and a cigarette sticking out of his mouth?
Kid Rock apparently did. Does this sound like he’s taking this whole thing seriously?
Given that his “Wife” was apparently wearing a transparent minidress and… nothing else, he probably took it about as seriously as she evidently did though.

It’s genuinely a pity that there couldn’t be a law against such blatantly frivolous marriages.
On another note… I’m not wholly sure how I feel about marriage and gays, I’m not completely against it but I’d prefer it be called something else such as the obvious “Civil Union” rather then “Marriage” as homophobic as that may sound. One thing I am certain about however is that Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock should be named the gay rights association (Does it have a name besides Gay Rights Association?  I presume it does) newest spokesmen however.

If straight people like them can make marriage into little more then a joking game and no one much cares, then why should gays not be allowed to enter into marriage?
The most homophobic person on the earth couldn’t call Kid Rock + Pamela Anderson a more legitimate marriage then two girls/guys.

Anyone got two dogs that are in love?   One wonders if they could get a marriage license.

August 17, 2006 Posted by | Relationships | Leave a comment

Women… you can’t live with them, you can’t live without them.

Women… you can't live with them, you can't live without them.

Sometimes you wish the entire gender didn't exist and you were gay. Other times you swear life would be meaninfgless without them, and they make the most dismal of days wonderful.

I've long been convinced they all have a million different personalities, each entirely disparate that they switch between on a daily basis. Sometimes multiple times a day.
Science should forget studying the human body… study the femakle mind.
I'd like to know how the same person can make you almost cry (Yes, cry! and that is something I do NOT do) and break your heart.) then make life wonderful… all in the same day.

September 20, 2005 Posted by | Relationships | Leave a comment